Lastnight was ridiculously rad
Thinking I was going to a punk show, Leia informed me I was mistaken. We were going to an indie show @ club saw. Here I was in my leapord print suede hoodie all ready to be hardcore. Oh well. Club saw has a gallery attached along with a small venue. Displayed in front of my eyes as I walked in was a huge naked furry lady and a storyline comic on all walls. We were also offered some tit cake. Yeah, phresh stuff.
We dipped in hopes of more discoveries. We went to this bar/restaurant downtown called Avant Guarde which was exactly what it means in my opinion: radically insane. I ordered a red square and some pine juice to get silly…and as if it wasn’t enough, I wanted a beer. They don’t id you at all so my 18 year old pet Leia got her fair share of jiiivejuice. P.S i’ll request them to add jiiivejuice as an actual drink. Their drink menu was huge.
Anyway, we ended up back at club saw then left again.
We ended up at this OttawaU bar..can’t remember what it was called. I ordered a screwdriver not really caring how much i spent tonight. So these two old men tell us to sit with them which was kind of hard to turn down considering it was crowded. AND who wouldn’t wanna chat it up with two old men? like really? really?
He talked about cuba and how it was rad…and ya it was all rad.
But it doesn’t matter cause I’m packin’ plastic. And that’s what makes my life so fucking fantastic.
…Forget about guns and forget ammunition, cause I’m killin’ em all on my own little mission.
k now this is FUCKED.
Happy she’s been found but also really pissed. How does a man who has been in jail serving time for rape and kidnapping another kid get out only 3 years later? And how is it that parole officers failed to monitor the man by only checking in on him 12 times out of 123 months? Holy failure.
I WISH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND SO I COULD BUY HER A BOUQUET OF LILACS AND GIVE HER A CARD THAT SAYS "I lilac you!"
(via ohsusquehanna)
dork
shiiit
it’s actually no big deal but my cogpsych prof emailed us saying he had to take down the discussion section because it was being used very inappropriately. I’m sad i missed the showdown :(
p.s if anyone could find me a life that would be appreciated
P.S. - I'm sorry about all the TAMPON talk, for you crazy males that can't handle it!
YOU CANNOT AVOID IT FOREVER!
honestly, they talk about much worse
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thedailywhat:
T-Shirt Design Concept of the Day: Three Woolf Moon.
Melissa McEwan says:
I actually dreamed this pun, and the associated design, the other night. I woke up laughing, and then I made it so.
Aaaaaaand scene!
Virginia woolf <3
[via.]](http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnkj9WH861qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
T-Shirt Design Concept of the Day: Three Woolf Moon.
Melissa McEwan says:
I actually dreamed this pun, and the associated design, the other night. I woke up laughing, and then I made it so.
Aaaaaaand scene!
Virginia woolf <3
[via.]
THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL Y’ALL WHO DWELL ON HOW PATHETIC LIFE IS. IT’S TIME TO SET SAIL AND LAUGH OUT LOUD.
I really shouldn't have my debit card when I drink
Kinda tipsy
Good night. Sushi Kan then Grace O’Malleys (Y) YES I JUST REFERRED TO AN MSN EMOTICON.
Lastnight was ridiculously rad
Thinking I was going to a punk show, Leia informed me I was mistaken. We were going to an indie show @ club saw. Here I was in my leapord print suede hoodie all ready to be hardcore. Oh well. Club saw has a gallery attached along with a small venue. Displayed in front of my eyes as I walked in was a huge naked furry lady and a storyline comic on all walls. We were also offered some tit cake. Yeah, phresh stuff.
We dipped in hopes of more discoveries. We went to this bar/restaurant downtown called Avant Guarde which was exactly what it means in my opinion: radically insane. I ordered a red square and some pine juice to get silly…and as if it wasn’t enough, I wanted a beer. They don’t id you at all so my 18 year old pet Leia got her fair share of jiiivejuice. P.S i’ll request them to add jiiivejuice as an actual drink. Their drink menu was huge.
Anyway, we ended up back at club saw then left again.
We ended up at this OttawaU bar..can’t remember what it was called. I ordered a screwdriver not really caring how much i spent tonight. So these two old men tell us to sit with them which was kind of hard to turn down considering it was crowded. AND who wouldn’t wanna chat it up with two old men? like really? really?
He talked about cuba and how it was rad…and ya it was all rad.
But it doesn’t matter cause I’m packin’ plastic. And that’s what makes my life so fucking fantastic.
…Forget about guns and forget ammunition, cause I’m killin’ em all on my own little mission.
k now this is FUCKED.
Happy she’s been found but also really pissed. How does a man who has been in jail serving time for rape and kidnapping another kid get out only 3 years later? And how is it that parole officers failed to monitor the man by only checking in on him 12 times out of 123 months? Holy failure.
I WISH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND SO I COULD BUY HER A BOUQUET OF LILACS AND GIVE HER A CARD THAT SAYS "I lilac you!"
(via ohsusquehanna)
dork
shiiit
it’s actually no big deal but my cogpsych prof emailed us saying he had to take down the discussion section because it was being used very inappropriately. I’m sad i missed the showdown :(
p.s if anyone could find me a life that would be appreciated
P.S. - I'm sorry about all the TAMPON talk, for you crazy males that can't handle it!
YOU CANNOT AVOID IT FOREVER!
honestly, they talk about much worse
T-Shirt Design Concept of the Day: Three Woolf Moon.
Melissa McEwan says:
I actually dreamed this pun, and the associated design, the other night. I woke up laughing, and then I made it so.
Aaaaaaand scene!
Virginia woolf <3
[via.]
THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL Y’ALL WHO DWELL ON HOW PATHETIC LIFE IS. IT’S TIME TO SET SAIL AND LAUGH OUT LOUD.
I really shouldn't have my debit card when I drink
Kinda tipsy
Good night. Sushi Kan then Grace O’Malleys (Y) YES I JUST REFERRED TO AN MSN EMOTICON.
